What Month is it?

Who wants to be my editor? There will be plenty of work for you. Case in point: when I first departed on November 28th I listed the date as October 28th. Bufoonery.

Sara Sanderson was kind enough to bust me on the typo, but where were the rest of you, huh? Were you just going to let me go on with the wrong date on my site like the guy walking around with the booger hanging from his nose? Then later tell me that you just couldn't bring yourself to tell me?

It really would be a great job. You would be able to get reminded daily of how much smarter you are than me. The job would not pay anything, but some things are more important than money. So how 'bout it? Nobody huh? Well, how 'bout this. For every typo that you notify me of you can get a candybar*. Pretty sweet deal, right?

*candybar is a metaphorical reference to a "pat on the back." Said "pat on the back" may be redeemed upon next encounter. Multiple "pat on back" redemptions are also available for females ages 18 to 32 according to the following scale:
- 5 through 49 pats equals one hug.
- 50 through 99 pats equals one smootch.
- 100 through 149 pats equals one make out session.
- 150 or more pats equals one make out session with heavy petting.

Need not be present to win. No purchase neseccary. Void where prohibited.